Learn to Troll

Let me be the first to say that trolling is wrong. The idea that someone is there for the express purpose of making as many people mad as possible is an evil one without a doubt. However, if you're going to do it, do it right. Above all else, I am for intelligence and against stupidity. That applies even to this.

Making other people mad isn't that hard. A very vocal group of people will try to attack you if you go to a video that they like and declare it the worst thing ever and that those watching it suck. It's easy as that. Unfortunately, this only works on anyone who has no brain. Granted, it's numerically a lot of people, but making those people mad is like putting a token on the "free" space of a bingo card. It takes no effort. 

People like me will ask for reasons. If you're unable to provide them, or your reasons are bad, you will be labeled a moron or a troll. The first one shows that you haven't made them mad, and so you've basically failed as a troll. The second one tells any of the other people with common sense that it's not worth the effort, and so you've lost the ability to make worthy targets angry, thus failing as a troll.

A good troll has reasons for their obviously wrong statements that make sense. They must be able to justify their arguments to those with logic, the ones that actually matter. On top of this, you know what's more hilarious than making the "free" space people mad? Actually convincing them to agree with you and target other people. If you succeed at doing that, you've basically made a troll army out of mindless sheep. Even if people figure out you're a troll in these cases, they'll still fight you because you're a worthy opponent. 

The best troll I've seen managed to singlehandedly turn the entire comments section for a major video into a river of flame by being racist and being able to logically back up racism. Six people with logic fought with him, and he held his own, gathering a few other commentors and directing them as well. He became a fixture of the video itself, a reason to come there for anyone who enjoys getting mad at trolls. Quite frankly, that's a lot more skilled of an accomplishment than any of the hundreds of people you can make angry by saying "THIS VIDEO SUCKS."